Tipsy Elves Women’s Octopus Costume

We get it. You’re a busy woman who juggles a lot. There’s just not enough time in the day to stay fit, go to work, have a social life, eat right, etc. If only you had…a few extra arms? Enter the Women’s Octopus Costume. A one-piece tea and white jumpsuit with tentacles galore, you’ll be the model of productivity this Halloween. Even though the tentacles can’t actually hold anything, you’ll look super-efficient. The hood even comes with extra eyes to roll when some dork tells you a pickup line about being a “perfect ten-tacle”. Ugh. Consider the Women’s Octopus Costume more than just a Halloween get-up: it’s your new power suit to show everyone who gets it all done and still looks fabulous. The world is now your oyster, you beautiful cephalopod.