Tipsy Elves Skeleton Earrings

Isn’t it freaking weird that ears don’t have bones? Just cartilage. Have you ever seen a skeleton with ears? Us either. Maybe that’s why this pair of skeletons are hanging out so close to your earholes – they have ear envy. The Skeleton Earrings are the perfect finishing touch to a somewhat anatomically accurate human body costume. Listen closely as these old bones whisper weird things in your ear, like a devil and an angel perched on your shoulders. They may tell you to have another beer, order nachos, or just to stop wearing them to church. Really though, the possibilities are endless: Keep them as family heirlooms and tell your kids that’s what happens when they misbehave. Or just wear them as a Halloween costume all to themselves and say you’re a giant. The Skeleton Earrings are a fashion statement you won’t want to miss.