Tipsy Elves Men’s Triceratops Costume

Quick math lesson for you: tri means three. That means the Men’s Triceratops Costume is thrice as nice. It’s a vibrant green and pink dino jumpsuit that would have certain purple dinosaurs running in fear. A big spiky tail and three horns, (because of the math thing we mentioned earlier), means this is one bad-to-the-fossil costume for your Halloween stomping grounds. We’re just amazed we fit a tri-ceratops into a one-piece, but magic happens when you’re working with fossils. We’re no paleontologists, but we think you should pick up the Men’s Triceratops Costume for Halloween and show that you’re not just a horny animal, but three times as horny. Or maybe you’re just trying to hide from your three exes who will all be at the same party. *shrugs*. Either way, three is better than one.