Tipsy Elves Hung Stocking Men

Subtlety, like dignity and your life savings, goes out the window at Christmas. So why break the habit now? Our Hung Stocking tells it exactly like it is. Your stocking is hung firmly on the wall. Proudly. Wait, what did you think we meant? Ideal for any dude with a dirty mind, or just somebody who wants to shock the family, this Hung Stocking goes against all normal traditions. Naturally, it’s huge, so fill it to the top with all things Christmassy. Being hung might be great, but it’s not the only way to impress the one you love, baby.